gg-sugar:

blackexcellence101:

seej500:

seej500:

misscokebottleglasses:

dailyjackiechan:

You have been visited by the Chan of wealth, reblog this and you will have money come to you!

I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY AND LIKE 2 HOURS LATER THE WALLET I HAD LOST 6 HOURS AWAY FROM HOME THAT HAD MY DEBIT CARD AND LIKE 80 DOLLARS IN CASH WAS DELIVERED TO MY HOUSE WITH NO RETURN ADDRESS I CANT HELP BUT THINK IT WAS JACKIE CHAN WHO SENT IT GOD BLESS YOU JACKIE CHAN

Last time I did this it was payday so duh. Let’s see what you’ve got this time, Chan.

Er, actually, about a minute after I hit reblog I got some very important (and positive) money-related news out of the blue.

The system works, guys.

THIS WORKS!!

Doesn’t hurt to try 💕

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wolveswolves:

Arctic wolf (Canis lupus arctos) by Paul Nicklen

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ankle-deep-in-misery:

floatinginthedeepblue:

saturdaymorning:

somewine-andsay-whatsgoingon:

pitiful:

“Her appearance is a major factor in why I’m with her, to be honest.”
“The real reason women get a reduction is for the sake of their own vanity.”
“I’m only 27 and the thought of having a woman with small breasts for the rest of my life is impossible”

So you’ve been with a guy two years, mention you’re thinking of getting a breast reduction, get all that fanfare and suddenly realise that guy was only with you for your boobs. I have no words.

These poor women. :(

breaks my fucking heart

Endless stream of vomit

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cosmicconundrum:
“ dirkenglish:
“ phan-you-not:
“ thefrustratedxerneas:
“ turntnip:
“ check your candy!
”
>do NOT have unwrapped goodies (ex. An apple, a gumball)
>do NOT have goodies distributed in a container that does not have the corresponding...

cosmicconundrum:

dirkenglish:

phan-you-not:

thefrustratedxerneas:

turntnip:

check your candy!

>do NOT have unwrapped goodies (ex. An apple, a gumball)
>do NOT have goodies distributed in a container that does not have the corresponding logo on it (ex. jellybeans in a metal tin, Fruit Rollups in a plastic baggie
>do NOT have goodies whose wrappers/bags/boxes are easily opened and closed again (ex. Tootsie Rolls, Smarties/Rockets, Starbursts, Rolos)
>do NOT drink ANY liquid substances
>do NOT have goodies while you are still out trick-or-treating—ALWAYS have an adult check first

BE SAFE!!!!

who the FUCK DOES THIS

when i was 12, i got home after trick or treating and i found a needle in a mars bar, please check your candy and be safe

Check to make sure all normally wrapped stuff is still wrapped safely!

Also if you can, cut up all candy first to make sure there’s nothing in it!

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shamelesslyunladylike:
“ ibleedkalejuice:
“ unicornsandbutane:
“ bulletproof-fantasy:
“ enjorlove:
“ pardonmewhileipanic:
“ thotbotsuperstar:
“ dynastylnoire:
“ perpetualdaydream:
“ baskintheafterglow:
“ expect-the-greatest:
“...

shamelesslyunladylike:

ibleedkalejuice:

unicornsandbutane:

bulletproof-fantasy:

enjorlove:

pardonmewhileipanic:

thotbotsuperstar:

dynastylnoire:

perpetualdaydream:

baskintheafterglow:

expect-the-greatest:

champagnexstrawberrykisses:

expect-the-greatest:

Bruh

What the hell?

Niggas out here trappin women

Then wonder how your ass got burned

what the fuck…

I’ve had a dude do that before. that shit is terrifying. Dude went across the room like he typically would to get one. Came back and I didn’t know that he didn’t have one until he pulled out.

I FLIPPED. Cried all the way home. Cried for days. Got tested. Bought the morning after pill. Seriously, fuck dudes that do this. There should be laws against it.

There ARE laws against this. It’s called rape by deception or fraudulent rape and basically, it’s anytime the conditions of your consent are compromised. In a situation like this, you consented to protected sex. By having sex in a way you did not consent to, a crime WAS committed and he could be charged if any physical effects like pregnancy or STD occurred. Remember, ANY SEXUAL ACTIVITY YOU DON’T CONSENT TO IS RAPE. 

If a guy does this, it’s rape. Call the cops. Ruin his life since he has no problem risking yours. Make him fucking learn. Rapists belong in jail. Rape by deception is rape, not a funny “meme”. 

This is incredibly important for everyone to see!! EVERYONE

yes YOU NEED THIS ON YOUR DASH EVERYONE

y’all should see this, just so you know.

Call the cops.

HERE is a list of crisis hotlines for rape and abuse. Most of them are 24/7 hotlines. 

HERE is a list of crisis hotlines by state. 

In addition to giving you the compassion your rapist clearly won’t, they might be able to advise you on possible next steps: what to tell the police, how to get a test done.

Stay safe, everyone. 

This is so disrespectful. This is literally the conversation that fuckboys be havin with each other and giggling about. Crucify a dude that tries to do this to you.

This is how men talk to each other about us. This is how men talk to each other about us.

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thecommonchick:

IF U ABUSE AN ANIMAL U DESERVE TO BE BURIED ALIVE, THEY DONT EVEN UNDERSTAND WHATS HAPPENING ALL THEY TRY TO DO IS MAKE U HAPPY

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funnycatsgif-com:

Cats who survived and became beloved!

http://funnycatsgif.com/

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OKAY TUMBLR. IT’S TIME TO SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL.

batmansymbol:

Reblog this if you pronounce “.gif” as “GIF.”

NOT JIF,

GIF.

And here is the link for the opposite.

WE SHALL SEE WHICH ONE PREVAILS.

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gamzeeotaku:

akosijennnn:

wishingformemoria:

ohphil:

IF YOU’VE NEVER HEARD THIS BEFORE, I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU HONESTLY (x)

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reblogging ‘cause it sounds like a background music in a fantasy novel/movie.

REBLOGGING AGAIN

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yes-itsmesofi:
“otto-rocket:
“Today is my two years on hormones. Trans and proud
”
You look beautiful.
”

yes-itsmesofi:

otto-rocket:

Today is my two years on hormones. Trans and proud

You look beautiful.

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